Ho, Ho, Ho is back, Just in Time for the Holidays

Hi fans,
I am sooo sorry for being derelict in my blogging duties. I realize I need to get bag to blogging because 1) my fans need me. And 2) I need to force myself to date. And the only way I can justify that is by getting some kind of material from it. That will save me from thinking I'm wasting time and will also make me want to date to blog.

Let's see... nothing really to report, except my friends are dropping like flies (if flies dropped into marriage). It seems like everyone is engaged. WTF! My love life has been blah. I'm kinda feeling blah about it. But not sad. More blah than sad.

Hopefully when I report next, I will have something blog worthy.

For now, I wanted to just show you yet another corny as all hell quote from Leonardo , remember him? He finally went away on one of those annoying trips to an Eastern country where non-Easterners like to find themselves (and where, ironically, many of the the Eastern natives would rather not live). I'm impressed he got his at together enough to go, actually. Anyway, he sent a mass e-mail that said the following

Lo prometido: fotos
Porque los viajes no empiezan cuando te subes al avión, ni terminan cuando aterrizas.
Porque no está todo lo que vi, ni lo que viví, obvio; pero algo es algo y peor es nada ;O)
Namaste!

Translation

As promised: the photos
Because travels don't begin when you board the plain, nor do they end when you land.
Because this isn't everything I saw, nor lived, obviously; but something is something and worse is nothing.
;O)
Namaste!

Note:

• the Leonardian emoticons, for which he is famous.
• the poetic content of the e-mail
• the poetic formatting of the e-mail, which is spaced out like a stanza.