I can't really get into it now, because I'll either kill a man or even worse, have a nightmare. But, for now, know that Ben is a total putz. No he's worse. He suffers from that not a total putz and yet not a mensch either problem, kinda like Sheldon.
OMG. I don't know if I can fit the cliches Ben delivered on a single computer screen. More to come. But just know it was one of those I like you too much to fuck you up by being with you. A uniquely male problem, I would argue.
Anyway, no major loss. Just more evidence of why dating guys who are disappointing from the get go are so much less... disappointing. Maybe I should call up Juan . Just kidding. If nothing else, Ben really did knock-- or nail-- Juan out of my system. Not that that his hammer is that big, believe you me. UGGGHH!
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