Post Getting to Third Base Post/ Real IMs

Hi guys. As I told you, I was going to get some hot digital action last night. And I did. I spoke to law student "well" Wilson ON THE PHONE! Which means I got to third base.woo hoo. I was dreading the convo a little bit. I was afraid of being bombarded by "wells." Well, the good news is that Wilson's abuse of the word well is much more scriptural than oral. The bad news is he abused my ear. I may come off as mean, but I'm just being honest. Remember how I said I wanted to talk to Wilson already, because I was tired of exchanging e-mail and e-mail after e-mail
with him? And remember I mentioned I limit pen pal relationships to those who are in jail or under house arrest or the subject of Amnesty International campaigns? It kind of felt like Wilson had been in solitary confinement for the past ten years. Because he would NOT stop talking. Not even for a second. We spoke for an hour. And he went on and on about politics and the world and his life. I was bored out of my mind. I felt like the 7 characters in the film Airplane who kill themselves in different ways because they are bored to tears by the stories the Robert Hays character ( Ted Striker) tells them (see below). Ultimately, I didn't harm myself, although, as you'll see, I did as for a gun. Luckily my friend Biz was online. So I two-timed Wilson and got some IM action on the side with Biz.

10:02 PM me: omg
i'm talking to this online guy

10:06
PM Biz: wait did you go to the play?

me: no
too
rushed
did pilates instead

10:07 PM Biz: aw topo
bad
i mean
too..

10:08 PM me: right
10:10
PM omg
this guy is sweet
but going on and
on
about how people r riding more
bikes bc gas is
so expensive
but he wont shut up about
it
omg
it's a really easy concept
10:11
PM
we don't me need to spend so much time on it

Biz: lol

10:12 PM me:
now
we're on "20 yrs of saving
changes the world...
this should have
been done during the carter
years....
i don't know how much you know
about president
carter
but he was a visionary..."
ok now this is
getting
interesting
great back to
carter
give me a gun
he's talking
about THE METRIC
SYSTEM
10:14 PM which SHOULD have been adopted in
the
U.S.
10:21 PM had to cut him off
he
was
about to
lecture
me on [subject I know about on a PhD
level]
10:24 PM omg

I mean, don't get me wrong. I agreed with everything he said. Which is why it wasn't necesary for me to be privy to his monologue. I'm just going to pretend he really was a political prisoner. That way I won't feel bad about wasting an hour being lectured. How can I even think of complaining when this guy spent the last ten years in a cel? I feel better already :)