Online Action

Sorry fans for not telling you sooner, but I actually got some action over the weekend with a guy I met on the internets. We actually went to third base (talked to each other via telephone.) I mean, I'm not a freak. I didn't just jump onto the phone with him. We had already gotten to second base (in case you're a first time reader, that's raw, unfiltered, unmediated inbox to inbox e-mail conversation.) But as we all know the difference between second and third is huge. I'd say maybe as big as the difference between third and home.

Speaking of which, guess who's scoring a home run tomorrow night (going on a date)? That's right. Lil' ole me. I hope it's not too painful and awkward, as is often the case with the first time. I will let you know how it goes!

And so we're all on the same "post" we'll call this guy on-line Josh, not to be confused with online John or online Bob. No, he's more than that. I haven't had "the talk" with him yet, but I'm pretty sure I can call him "my on-phone friend," so we'll call him On-phone-Josh. Or am I moving too fast?