How Would You Like Your Fat Ass? Medium? or Medium Rare?

Ok. Almost done flushing Juan stories out of my system. Again, they are too precious for me to allow to slip into my repressed memory. So, where were we? Oh, right. I found out that Juan had privatized his MySpace page AND infiltrated my space, Facebook. After coming to the Facebook realization I decided to do another Juan search on the internets. This time I told Google to "repeat the search with the omitted results included." And I stumbled upon another social networking site -- a music one I had never heard of. I was able to see what kind of music Juan liked. I was also able to see that he had one "friend." And this friend was Juan's ex. Ex had her MySpace on private, long before Juan did. I guess she's the online trailblazer of the two. But she had a public profile on this site. And here is what I learned about her from her "about me" section. And I quote

"Black hair, brown eyes, curvy, fat ass medium." I wonder if it was that fat ass medium that Juan fell for. I also wonder what a fat ass medium is. I guess I'll never know.