5.05.2008

Top Ten Reasons I Know This Relationship Won’t Work

Top ten lists are all the rage lately. So I thought I would try to write a top ten list of reasons I know the semi- relationship I’m semi/ totally in with Juan won’t work. Basically, in order for me to be with him, he would need to

  1. change his relationship with his ex
  2. change his relationship with his family
  3. change his current job
  4. not switch to the job he wants to switch to
  5. become less flakey
  6. watch less tv and spend less time on myspace
  7. stop drinking so much
  8. stop going out so much
  9. go to therapy
  10. be nicer to me

So I guess, this top ten list is really the top ten things that make me realize I want to be dating someone else. Good times.

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