New Rules: The Rules

Because I realize I've become a bit of a psycho and don't want to alienate all my friends, I've decided to take the advice of one of my wisest, patientist, supportivist friends, and buy The Rules. It's embarrassing, but it may help. It basically lays out the rules you need to follow in order to be unattainable. It seems extreme, but as my friend and I agreed, I am so extremely... easy to get, the hard to get extremity will be mitigated. I'm not easy to get as in I throw myself at lots of men or even like lots of men. It's that once I start something with a guy, I am way too emotionally available for my own good. So if anyone out there wants to try the rules with me, let me know. They suggest you do it with a friend.