Juan Update

In the interest of protecting privacy, I took some liberties with the truth in my description of Juan. I said he was a Dominican doorman, who had worked as a fireman in the DR and was working towards become a fireman again. But this just doesn't work. So I'm going to divulge some true differences. I'm pretty sure Juan won't be googling around for blogs on dating and sex, so he want find this. And Juan, if you're reading this, I still have your contacts, you fucking asshole. Anyway, the truth is Juan (and I am being decent by not saying his real name) is, in fact, from Puerto Rico where he worked as a cop. Here he works as a security guard but is working towards becoming a cop again. I'm coming clean because some of the gems I'm going to share with you later about Juan involve his police past/ security guard present.